Hi, you guys. I hope you who know this is. This is Donald J. Trump, President of the United States and leader of the whole free world, and the unfree world when you think about it.
But, I’ve got something I really want to talk to yous about. When I went to Saudi Arabia, you know, I love those guys, those Arabs. Oh, God. I love MBS [Mohammed bin Salman] from the Saudis. You wouldn’t believe what they do when this guy walks into a room. Everybody bows. Everybody. I want that power, and one day, if I get the Congress I really deserve, they’ll make me King.
You’re laughing at me, I know. But the last guy that laughed at me was Barack Hussein Obama. Look what I did to him and those politicians, those bunch of saps. They do whatever I say. They know I really am a King. It’s just a matter of time.
And speaking of Congress, hey, how do you like how I made these guys get out of Washington real quick when you were talking about this Jeffrey Epstein stuff. They got out of Washington cuz they wanted to protect their leader. Boy, that’s power too.
And don’t worry about a thing because after all is said and done, I’ll take all these cases to the Supreme Court. And you know what the old saying is, “If you bought ’em, you own ’em.” I own ’em all. I control them. I’m the Supreme Court.
There’s only one thing better than being President of the United States, and that’s being a King. Think about the Central Park Five. I would have loved to chop them up. I put a editorial in the paper about that. If I was King, I could do it. I would point to somebody and say, “Off with their head.” And they would get it; they would do it because you’re King. I can’t wait for those days.
I’m Donald J. Trump, and I approve this message. And the J stands for Jamal.
These commentaries are recorded by Prison Radio.
